- The Tape Measure Never Lies
So what if Bronny James is just 6-1 and not 6-4? His dad is LeBron! Am I right!? Well . . . we'll see. NOTORIOUS J-A-Y joins the show, and run through the following topics:
- Caitlyn-sanity
- Kelsey Showin' Off The Plums
- Boring NBA Nicknames
- Doug Gottleib Part-Time Coach
- Kelce for RG3
- Inside the NBA
- NFL vs. NBA Athletes
- FTG's!
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I'm all for teasing things, but hey, come on NFL! The wait is finally over on Wednesday night. PAUL CHARCHIAN and I discuss why it's crucial to know WHEN you play certain opponents. Also is there truly any "bad" QB contract you can't get out from underneath? Who would you "buy the dip" on more: Deshaun Watson or Jalen Hurts? The Justin Fields post-Bears character assasination has begun. Charch has given up on the T-Wolves already. How bad are 10:30 eastern starts for sports? Doug Gottleib gets coaching gig. MORE . . .
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Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN to discuss how much hubbub a simple two feathers can create on a coaches shirt. But well, here we are people! Also discussed "bumble-ing" your way to dating through AI, Paul Pierce droppin' "N-bombs", the NBA Lottery gets buried at noon on Sunday, the upcoming draft looks like a rummage sale, Malbon golf pulling a "The Producers" stunt? MORE . . .
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Digital Assets, With Minimal Dad-barassment
What's In A Number?
Riding Free, Riding Solo
How Does Steven A Smith Feel? Who Cares!
The NBA Has Become Un-Officiable
Mini-Camps, Major Media Coverage
EA Football's First Look
Stormy Daniels Was Once Hot
Anthony Kim and Brandel Chamblee Twitter Spat
Xavier Lagette - Horse Guy
Expensive Boat Fence Revenge
"Hey, Keep That Bunting Down!"
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Czabe welcomes NOTORIOUS J-A-Y and covers a wide range of topics. Starting with the Drake v. Kendrick Lamar beef, followed by Obi Toppin dunks, why Jay can't stand Nikki Glazer, Gregg Doyel's insufficient apology, what happened to Jillian Barberie, beating up Rick Flair, and most importantly his "5 Simple Rules For Being A Fan.*"
*there are exceptions
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CHARCH's Timberwolves have the defending champs on the ropes. Can they finish? The long and wide swath of Minnesota Sports Misery. Replay: fixing half the mistakes, maybe, but taking way too long. Oh, now they care! Midwest vs. Everybody? Brady roast. Winners and losers. Easter eggs from an amazing target rich dynasty run. Dune buggies in Utah. MORE . . .
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LeBron James remains the GOAT - of killing coaches who didn't deserve it. Another Laker exit and another coach GONE under King James! ANDY POLLIN joins me to discuss. Also on the docket:
Worst Weather Ever
Lucide Shelf Pretties
Derby Photo Finish
Can't Kill Horse Racing
Pat Beverly Is A Clown
NFL Network Cheapos
No Helmets
Kreplach
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Czabe hosts a post-NFL-draft POWER LUNCH at the Palm with former Redskin and Viking CB FRED SMOOT with Czabe's golf buddy HATCH the Cincinnati Bearcat. Amongst the other lively debates, the fellas are betting a steak dinner on whether J.J. McCarthy will be a baller, or a bust.
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Czabe is joined by PAUL CHARCHIAN who had himself a big ol' week in the Twin Cities! Not only did the Vikings grab who they *think* will be a great new franchise QB, but the Timberwolves recorded the 1st 4-0 sweep in the city's long sports history. Also "Undefeated Sausage", Tom Brady roast, and tornado porn. MORE . . .
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Has LeBron James already decided he's out as a Laker after their playoff run has ended? Will it be a "draft my kid, and get me too!" type of deal? With Mr. "Taking My Talents To South Beach," I wouldn't put anything past him. MR X joins me to give his take on the Galaxy Brain Falcons, plus a Belichick story about signing Randy Moss that will keep you riveted. Fake AI is amazing but scary. And, oh yeah, they want loosely informed gambling hosts working for the big bookmakers. Duh. MORE . . .
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Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy38m - Apr 30, 2024 - The Falcons Do Kirk Dirty on Draft Night
Czabe is joined by ANDY POLLIN to recap the annual spectacle that is the NFL Draft. Can you defend the Falcons over-drafting of Michael Penix Jr? Sean Payton's best PR man is Adam Schefter. David Tepper takes billionaire asshole to new level. Commanders get their guy, but is he "RG4?" Bills still haven't learned not to horse swap with the Chiefs. Goodell trying to get the season to 18 games. Belichick and Saban are great on TV. Mel Kiper HOF? Kazoo helmets. MORE.....
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Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy35m - Apr 29, 2024 - Reggie And His Heisman, Finally Reunited!
Time to "get your story straight" on the NFL Draft. If only teams could know for sure, which QB's are gonna suck, and which ones will be good. NOTORIOUS J-A-Y joins the show, and we talk about Mel Kiper, Todd McShay, bust rates, Gregg Doyel, the Swifties, white cornerbacks, and the long-awaited reuniting of Reggie Bush and his Heisman Trophy. MORE.....
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Czabe hooks up with his boy PAUL CHARCHIAN to discuss...
1 His Brother's New Video Game
2 AI Coding
3 Trade Down, It's Science
4 Mic Drop Babies
5 Anthony Edwards Plays With Joy
6 Mock Draft Fevah
7 Be "Aggressive"
8 Good Samaritan Crash Dummy
9 Helmet Frenzy
10 Non-Competes
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Czabe talks about the Rockies hitting coach Hensley Meulens "driving" the team plane and getting in hot water with the FAA. Mr. Charter Flight himself STEVE BUCKHANTZ joins the pod to talk about the stuff that used to go on when he flew charter with the Bullets/Wizards. Also the NBA has turned down the free throws and fouls, will it lead to a better product. The wrangling over TikTok has begun, and if you want to kill yourself at 33, The Netherlands will help you out. MORE....
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You will encounter gross incompetence in life, young Jedi. It will stun you. It will infuriate. But, you must try to navigate around it. ANDY POLLIN joins to discuss the NFL Draft, pay tribute to Howie Schwab, and explain why Jayden Daniels' agent was chirping after a "speed dating" visit to the Commanders. Is the NFL getting any better at doing this? The draft used to be in... (checks Wikipedia) November? Rally 'round Caitlyn gets absurd. The NBA has made its gambling bed, and now they must lie in it. MORE.....
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So that didn't take long. We have our first NBA player suspended "for life" for betting against his own team, and also faking bogus injuries to affect his prop bet totals. Reality is, nobody will care. Rory turns down $850M. Maybe. Caitlyn Clark pay cut? MR X joins me to talk gambling and why bookies "breaking kneecaps" is more Hollywood that reality. Also how he plays season totals in baseball, his record on them, and why sometimes the lines wiggle and jump before pushing off from shore. MORE....
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Czabe and PAUL CHARCHIAN talk about how knowing what QBs to draft remains such an incredible crapshoot. Czabe gets on record as to which ones will be any good, and the one or two inevitable rubber chickens in the bag. Betting on the draft is becoming big, and Charch has some sweet long shots. Also, he's driving all the way to North Dakota to see Brian Regan in person. MORE . . .
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The WNBA had a monster turnout for Caitlyn Clark's induction to the W. But how about the head-turning from these ladies all glammed up on the "Orange" carpet? Donald Rumself once ripped the IRS. Masters podcast feedback. Nitpicking Vern and Nantz's final calls. BRYANT HATCHER joins the fray to talk QBs in the NFL draft, Boban's Free Chicken, John Wayne Bobbitt can't catch a break, and whether he will play all the holes at my golf tournament this year.
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Pre-tournament favorite Scottie Scheffler wins the Masters, with a hammer-close on the back nine on Sunday. ANDY POLLIN joins me, and wait til you hear his "casual golf fan" description of why Scottie doesn't do much for him. Also, what's it like to shovel coal into the sports radio steam engine in NYC? Caitlyn Clark slays it on SNL, and more!
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Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy36m - Apr 15, 2024 - Power Lunch Podcast "Scorigami"
Czabe tries a new combination of some of the most loved - and hated - guests in his rotation. CAROL MALONEY and NOTORIOUS J-A-Y. Carol talks about her trip to the Women's Final Four, and her deep Iowa basketball roots. Why the UConn jealousy? Calipari. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Eat the whole menu for $66. Carnivore Diet vs. Vegan. MORE . . .
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